‘Jersey Shore’ star Snooki shared her thoughts on dream sex, pregnant sex, and her “horny” baby supposedly cheering her during orgasms, revelations that sent The Hollywood Gossip screaming “TMI!”

According to the traumatized staffers of THG, the New Jersey reality star (real name Nicole Polizzi) apparently managed to make Jessica Simpson quotes about the “big O” and “swamp ass” seem downright boring. In an interview with Us magazine, Snooki claimed that she would dream about having pregnant sex with her fiancé Jionni LaValle. No prizes will be awarded for guessing what the ‘Jersey Shore‘ guidette found out when she woke up.

“I’ll be having sex in my dream,” Snooki said to Us magazine, “And when I wake up, I’m actually having sex” Because “Jionni’s like, doing it with me as I’m sleeping.”

The Hollwood Gossip reported that Snooki also picked up all the strangest things while reading. “I read your baby can feel your orgasm,” the ‘Jersey Shore’ cast member told Us magazine.

“What does he think it is?” Snooki wondered. “Does he see, like, rainbows and unicorns?” She went on to guess that “The baby is probably horny. That little creep,” she said of her own kid.

“He’s probably like, ‘Yeah, Mommy!’” Snooki shared.

After The Hollywood Gossip got over that cringe-inducing image, it went on to report that Snooki came up with a more sensible topic: Child-rearing guidelines for herself and Jionni LaValle.

“If we’re hungover or if we’ve had two drinks,” Snooki said, “We’re not going near the kid. We’ll give him to Grandma,” she said, because the ‘Jersey Shore’ star and her fiance didn’t want anything bad to happen to her firstborn, a boy. “God forbid we drop our baby!” Snooki said.

While the rest of the cast of ‘Jersey Shore’ pick fights with hecklers and Bamboo Bar patrons, Snooki remained quite sober and content to putter around Seaside Shore, New Jersey on a motorized scooter.

According to The Hollywood Gossip, the very pregnant 24-year-old Snooki (real name: Nicole Polizzi) was seen this Tuesday cruising around the boardwalk on an electric three-wheeler scooter. She was accompanied by ‘Jersey Shore‘ cast mates JWoww and Pauly D.

It’s unclear if Snooki took to the scooter because she was hurt, tired from her sixth or seventh month carrying her unborn child, or simply bored with walking.

The Hollywood Gossip noted that, aside from her recent nude pic leak (which her former boyfriend Emilio Masella denied masterminding), Snooki has toned down her ways after learning that she was expecting her first child -a boy- with fiance Jionni LaValle.

Snooki had also been given thought to a mother. According to the New York Daily News, the ’Jersey Shore’ star admitted during an interview that the thought of breastfeeding terrified her.

“It’s kind of like you’re a cow,” Snooki said on ‘Good Morning America’ this Monday, “And you’re just milking.”

MTV also moved Snooki into her own private, quiet home beside the gang’s infamous digs. Pauly D was seen lifting his cast mate’s scooter into her new house.

And at Karma over this weekend, Snooki exhibited more mature behavior. ”She was sitting the whole time,” a ‘Jersey Shore’ insider said of her, which was “very subdued of her.”

Prior to getting arrested, ‘Jersey Shore‘ star Deena Cortese got so pissed off at a couple of hecklers this Sunday that she hurled curses and a basketball at them.

According to TMZ, the 25-year-old Cortese was in the middle of shooting a scene for the hit MTV reality show, where she sought to sink some hoops at a basketball carnival game on the boardwalk on Sunday. A couple of bystanders began heckling her.

Reportedly, Deena Cortese lost her temper. The newcomer halted production so that she could curse at the hecklers. Calling them a**holes, Cortese then punctuated her verbal vitriol by lobbing a basketball at the two hecklers.

TMZ reported that it was unclear if Deena’s shot connected. The webloid noted that the reality star had a weak shooting arm, which may have accounted for the hecklers’ amusement.

After a while of absorbing curses, the hecklers granted Deena Cortese the peace to do her thing. Shortly afterward, the ‘Jersey Shore‘ star was taken into police custody for disorderly conduct in Seaside Heights, New Jersey. Cortese was recently released and seen in the company of her parents while leaving the police station.

Emilio Masella -the former boyfriend of ‘Jersey Shore’ star Snooki- denied accusations that he engineered the leak of the nude photos of his pregnant ex that leaked all over the Internet last week.

TMZ earlier reported that the nude photos of Snooki in question were apparently taken inside a hotel room. The 24-year-old guidette -real name: Nicole Polizzi- stood in front of a mirror in various states of undress, holding her breasts, and making other sexy poses while taking pictures of herself.

Snooki lacked her currently very prominent baby bump in the pictures, which suggested that they were taken before her pregnancy.

Some parties accused her ex-boyfriend, Emilio Masella, of releasing those pictures. But Emilio informed TMZ that that he did not know those nude photos of Snooki existed until they spread across the Internet.

TMZ also reported that Emilio Masella claimed the one who released the photos must have been a more recent flame of Snooki. He supposedly made this judgment based on Snooki’s body, but he didn’t say what clues gave away the time frame.

“I honestly don’t care,” Masella said of the leaked nude photos- and of Snooki herself.

“I’m trying to get rid of trash in my life,” Emilio Masella claimed. “I’m done with her,” he said of his former girlfriend Snooki, “And moving on with my own career.”

Last March, Snooki announced her engagement to fiance Jionni LaValle. She also announced that she was pregnant with Jionni’s firstborn. She currently appears on ‘Jersey Shore.’

Two men who were supposedly assaulted last night by the cast of ‘Jersey Shore‘ are preparing to sue their attackers, the bar where the throw-down happened, MTV, and Viacom.

TMZ was informed by attorney Matthew DiBrino, the lawyer representing Justin Viterito and Devon Chichele, that his clients were preparing a massive lawsuit against everyone involved. He also claimed that MTV and Viacom were not only responsible for the brawl, but deliberately engineered it to boost ratings.

According to Attorney DiBrino, his client Justin had been enjoying drinks with ‘Jersey Shore’ cast member Ronnie and Roger Mathews -the boyfriend of guidette JWoww- for some time last night at Bamboo Bar in Seaside Heights, NJ. DiBrino told TMZ that his other client, Devon Chichele, approached the bar at some point to join Justin Viterito, who was Devon’s friend.

However, another as-yet unidentified person who was with the ‘Jersey Shore’ crew supposedly shoved Devon in the back. According to Attorney Matthew Dibrino, his client Justin Viterito went to help his fallen friend. That was when Ronnie allegedly punched him in the face for no apparent reason.

DiBrino asserted that a bouncer for Bamboo Bar then grabbed the dazed Justin and trapped him in a headlock to keep him from resisting. Ronnie then reportedly pummeled Justin in the face a number of times. The pounding inflicted a laceration on the forehead of Justin, which could be seen in pictures obtained by TMZ.

The staff of Bamboo Bar supposedly escorted Justin Viterito and Devon Chichele out of the premises, DiBrino alleged. By the time DiBrino’s clients pulled themselves together and looked for their assailants, the cast of ‘Jersey Shore’ had bolted from the bar.

Attorney Matthew DiBrino expressed his clients’ intent to suing Ronnie, Roger Mathews, the Bamboo Bar establishment, the bar’s bouncer, MTV and Viacom. Justin Viterito and Devon Chichele accused MTV and Viacom of engineering the assault on them to increase ratings for the final season of ‘Jersey Shore,’ and Bamboo Bar of cooperating with them.

Representatives of MTV and Ronnie did not answer the calls TMZ placed to them regarding the threat of legal action against ‘Jersey Shore‘ and its parent companies.

The ‘Jersey Shore‘ cast proved that they’ve still got the potential for drama and juvenile antics by getting involved in a bar brawl at The Bamboo Bar in Seaside Heights, NJ last Friday.

Gossip Cop reported that multiple stars of the hit MTV reality series joined or were dragged into the fracas. The list of combatants included “The Situation” Mike Sorrentino, Pauly D, and Ronnie, plus ‘Pauly D Project’ member Ryan Labbe and Roger Mathews, the boyfriend of JWoww.

A witness at the scene claimed that the incident “started as a small fight” quickly “turned into a massive bar brawl.” According to Gossip Cop, the ‘Jersey Shore’ guys “knocked some guys out.” All participants were eventually thrown out of The Bamboo Bar.

JWoww also apparently sprained her ankle during the mess. The reality star had to hobble around in crutches after the action.

Snooki was the only member of ‘Jersey Shore‘ absent from the bar brawl, being busy with pregnancy and a recent cell phone nude photo scandal

‘Jersey Shore’ star Nicole Polizzi -better known as ‘Snooki‘- says she puts her faith in her parenting skills instead of skeptics and bullies. According to The Hollywood Gossip, the pregnant 24-year-old reality star told V’s Americana Issue that “I can’t wait to meet my kid!”

“Everyone will be surprised to see a different side of me. I’m loving, caring, sensitive,” future mother Snooki said. “I’m protective and very maternal,” she added, “No matter what people might think.”

The former ‘Jersey Shore‘ star is engaged to Jionni LaValle. Snooki will soon have her own spin-off show with fellow MTV star JWoww.

Snooki told V that she was used to being underestimated and bullied. “I’ve been bullied my whole life,” the ‘Jersey Shore’ veteran said, adding, “In high school, me and my girlfriends were freshmen and we were all pretty girls in cheerleading and stuff, so the older girls would bully us because all of their guys want to hang out with us.”

Observing that, “I am to this day probably the No. 1 most-bullied celebrity,” Snooki added that, “I really don’t go with trends, I don’t try to fit in like everyone else does in Hollywood. I just like to be different and I don’t care.”

This garnered her “a lot of haters.” But Snooki said that, “I mean, people used to say I was fat when I was the hottest thing ever. Imagine what they say now.”

Snooki also told V about her plan to use her pregnancy to create a baby gear line.

“My ideas are endless,” Snooki mused, asking, “Who wouldn’t want a leopard-print rattle or a cheetah-print bib?”

‘Jersey Shore’ star Snooki blasted tabloids this Saturday for “pregnant war” reports that claimed she insulted Jessica Simpson.

TMZ reported that the ‘Jersey Shore‘ star recently poked fun at Simpson’s late-pregnancy body. “I would die if I were her size,” Snooki joked.

Gossip media took that joke and turned it into the first shot fired in a supposed war between the two stars.

Snooki herself soon blasted the sensationalism. “I NEVER dissed Jessica Simpson you weird tabloids,” she posted on Twitter. “Get over it with your ‘pregnant war’ articles.”

Snooki further added: “I love the girl and her hot ass bump.”

The two women are in different stages of their pregnancies. Simpson is due any day while Snooki has a few more months to go.

‘Jersey Shore’ friend JWoww accompanied expectant mother Snooki at the premiere of the preview of their upcoming spin-off show, ‘Snooki and JWoww vs. The World.’ The preview shows a scene where Snooki reveals she’s expecting a baby. Meanwhile, Jessica Simpson has also released her own baby shower video.

The house used for filming the reality show Jersey Shore consistently has vandalized walls since Snooki, Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino and the rest of the gang left the building after filming the last season. Now, the realtor of the “Jersey Shore” house has been forced to repaint the vandalized walls on a weekly basis.

According to reports, the realtor of the infamous house in Seaside Heights said that several people keep the outside walls graffitied with their names and random comments relating to the show, such as “We love you Snooki.” As if the vandalized walls are not enough, the roof shingles of the Jersey Shore house have also been stolen and people were also caught messing with the front door when the house is vacant.

The Jersey Shore house, which is rented by Seaside Realty, was swiftly cleaned up by decorators Tuesday morning, but the damage of the vandalized walls can still be seen beneath what is just a short term solution to the damage.

The cast has filmed in the home during season one and three.

In season two, the Jersey Shore gang were staying in Miami, and in season four they travelled all the way overseas to Florence, Italy.

The cast mates of the reality show are set to return to the house this summer to film season five.