We interrupt your regular Kim Kardashian-Kris Humphries-Kanye West divorce drama for something hilarious: The World’s Most Litigious Man recently sued Kimye for being members of terrorist organization al-Qaeda.

(Perhaps Humphries’ legal team should take note. They did keep up with the Kardashians during their two-part interview with Oprah Winfrey.)

Perez Hilton reported that Jonathan Lee Riches was the Guinness World Record holder for “The World’s Most Litigious Man.” Believe it or not, Ripley, but this man had filed over 5,000 suits in the past eight years. That’s more than 625 lawsuits per year.

According to Riches, Kim Kardashian and her man, Kanye West, hung around the hills of West Virginia (you know, the ones in the Phil Ochs song about Nancy Brown) with members of al-Qaeda.

Perez Hilton did a great job of control their giggling as they went through the detailed legal paperwork that Riches filed. The man claimed that he was “deep in the hills” of West Virginia on June 17 when he allegedly came across Kimye in an “al-Qaeda secret training camp.”

Jonathan Lee Riches accused Kim Kardashian and Kanye West of setting fire to the U.S. flag, treading upon a portrait of Barack Obama, and throwing a concert for fellow al-Qaeda terrorists while they fired AK-47s in the air.

That’s right. West, who verbally reamed an Irish fan for throwing a coin onto the stage during a recent ‘Watch the Throne’ performance in Dublin, was allegedly rocking and rolling to the thunder of an assault rifle on full automatic. And Kim was apparently the bomb in more ways than one. (Cue bad pick-up line now.)

And speaking of ‘Watch the Throne,’ numerous sources presented pictures of Kim Kardashian and Kanye West spending June 17 in Paris holding hands and driving a $380,000 Lamborghini during a break from Kanye’s European tour with Jay-Z.

Is Kanye West throwing away his career in order to pursue Kim Kardashian?

According to The Huffington Post, that’s exactly what a new article by New York Daily News is alleging. The paper claimed that the 34-year-old West has been skipping scheduled gigs and performances to spend more time with the 31-year-old Kim Kardashian.

The NY Daily News claimed that Kanye West didn’t show up at a planned “surprise” club appearance at Cannes last Wednesday. The appearance would help West debut his new film, ‘Cruel Summer.’ But the rapper-turned-director did not grace the stage. Instead, rappers Kid Cudi and Big Sean substituted for him.

Kanye West did put in a brief appearance at the club in a non-performing role. He was accompanied by Kim Kardashian, whom he soon took to a restaurant by the French Riviera instead of mingling with his fans.

Earlier this May, The Huffington Post reported that Kanye West dropped out of a fundraiser party for Bronx Charter School for the Arts at the last minute.  Big Sean again replaced him in the New York’s Marquee club function hosted by Alicia Keys and Swizz Beatz.

Kanye West is apparently out to prove that his relationship with Kim Kardashian is not a mere “showmance.” Since April, Kimye had put on numerous public appearances together, not to mention in episodes ‘Keeping Up with the Kardashians.’

According to a recent study conducted by HuffPost Celebrity, Kim Kardashian is the more famous half  of Kimye. The hip-hop mogul earned more money, but the ‘Keeping Up with the Kardashians’ star had double the number of followers on Twitter, ranked among the top ten of Forbes’ “Most Powerful” ranking, and is the subject of a huge volume of Google search results.

Before hooking up with Kanye West, Kim Kardashian previously married NBA player Kris Humphries for a mere seventy-two days. Kardashian had been accused of using the brief marriage as a publicity stunt.

Kanye West might be much smaller than Kris Humphries, but he reportedly won’t hesitate to tackle the bigger man if Humphries didn’t stop giving Kim Kardashian grief.

According to Entertainmentwise, the ‘Gold Digger’ singer is reportedly livid with how Kim’s ex-husband is deliberately dragging out their divorce proceedings. Kanye West has reportedly has threatened the NBA star to cease upsetting Kim- or else.

Reality Weekly reported that Kris Humphries is using the divorce to get revenge on Kim Kardashian for reportedly marrying him to boost the ratings of her reality TV show.

“[Kris Humphries is] going after her financially,” a source supposedly told Reality Weekly, “But he’s also using it as a chance to air all her dirty laundry” as revenge.

Entertainmentwise noted that Kanye West is not impressed by Humphries’ choice of tactics against Kim Kardashian or the NBA player’s 6-feet-4-inches.

According to the Reality Weekly source, Kanye West “thinks Kris is just a thug hiding behind lawyers. Kanye knows he’s smarter than Kris,” the source added, “And he’s not all that intimidated!”

The same source claimed that Kim Kardashian considers Kanye’s protective streak a turn-on. “She is extremely flattered,” said the source. Supposedly, Kim told a friend that “She would secretly love to see Kanye and Kris have a face-off.”

Kanye West and Kim Kardashian are practically joined at the hip despite their busy schedules.

Apparently, Kim Kardashian has yet to introduce family friend and supposed romantic interest Kanye West to her stepfather Bruce Jenner.

According to Perez Hilton, the ‘Keeping Up With the Kardashians’ patriarch Bruce Jenner is a very caring step-dad to the Kardashian girls. He is also apparently a very protective one. So it came as a surprise that the former Summer Olympian of ’76  admitted he and Kanye West have never met.

“Honestly, I’ve never met him,” Jenner said about the male half of KimYe. “[I] haven’t seen him at the house. I just want Kim to be happy. I [always] hope she can find someone and be happy. That’s what you want your kids to do.”

Rumors are rife that Kim Kardashian and Kanye West are dating. Kim is currently undergoing a messy divorce with her previous husband, NBA star Kris Humphries.