The rest of One Direction will have a field day with “Knock, knock” jokes featuring member Louis Tomlinson and his naked morning visitor.

(And no, One Direction fans, it wasn’t a girl. It was a “small naked man” who was drunk.)

According to Perez Hilton, an unidentified man allegedly appeared at the door of the hotel room of Louis Tomlinson at around 5:00 AM in the morning. The man was supposedly drunk, naked, and looking for a bathroom.

“Louis heard the noise because he wasn’t sleeping well with jet-lag,” a friend of his related, “And at first he thought it would be another fan who had sneaked past minders.”

Despite being groggy -and probably used to this sort of attention from ardent One Direction fans-, Louis Tomlinson retained the good sense to peer through the peephole first. The sight allegedly woke him up, and not in a good way.

“When he saw it was a small naked man,” Tomlinson’s friend said, “He called security, who sorted it out.”

Louis Tomlinson and the rest of One Direction are currently touring the United States. The hugely popular Brit boy band was recently mobbed by “ridic” (Brit slang for “ridiculously”) overenthusiastic fans who grabbed at their hair and clothes. They also spoke of their American fans’ tendency to throw underwear on the stage during their performances.